My name is Jeremy...and I'm a programmer.
OK, so this isn't quite Programmers Anonymous, but here are the 12 steps to writing better code.
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- Those crazy Russians
- Death by butt
- Good riddance?!?
- Fighting Army Style #3
- Mr. Pelican has a snack
- All I want for Christmas...
- Like Father, LIke Son
- Mouse Hunter Extraordinaire
- TV of the Future
- Expendability
- Communism works
- Bloatware?
- Yummy cookies
- JJA #3 - Shipping out
- Mmmm....Haggis
- I'm famous too
- Fighting Army Style - #2
- Football?
- 12 step program
- Eyebrows
- I know the date of my demise
- JJA #2 - Recruitment
- Fighting Army Style - #1
- Foam Jigsaw
- JJA - #1
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2 comments:
Do you use source control?
--YES
Can you make a build in one step?
--DEPENDS on the app
Do you make daily builds?
--Nope
Do you have a bug database?
--LOL
Do you fix bugs before writing new code?
--LOL
Do you have an up-to-date schedule?
--YES
Do you have a spec?
--USUALLY
Do programmers have quiet working conditions?
--LOL
Do you use the best tools money can buy?
--You're kidding, right?
Do you have testers?
--Yes, they're called programmers
Do new candidates write code during their interview?
--Interviews? We don't hire new people.
Do you do hallway usability testing?
--Software is supposed to be usable?
ROFL!
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