The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart Disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
For some more interesting facts about Chuck Norris, check out this link.
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I can't believe jeans are considered martial arts supply. What about the boots?
My favs from just the first few pages of that link...
"Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego"
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
Have you seen the new Diet Mt Dew Commercial with Chuck Norris in it?
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