How to tell if your Internet life is taking over

Finding that you've been kidnapped and tortured in order to give up your username and password to a popular online game.

Bruce vs Chuck

So, if Bruce Lee were to fight Chuck Norris...who would win?

Find out for yourself.



This scene is from Return of the Dragon

Chuck

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart Disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

For some more interesting facts about Chuck Norris, check out this link.

I need YOU....

to help classify galaxies.
This project is sort of like the Seti@Home project, except they harness the classification of the human brain. Just plug the electrodes into your skull, get online, and the rest they say is history...
Just kidding.
They put you through a small galaxy classification tutorial, and then they set you loose in helping classify galaxies. Part of the problem is they have millions of galaxies that have their picture taken, and not enough manpower to sort through all the pictures. If you're a science geek, then take a stab at it!

M$ protex me!

I encountered this error message today:

I'm glad SOMEONE is looking out for my computers well being!